Showing posts with label chicken. Show all posts
Showing posts with label chicken. Show all posts

Wednesday, May 28, 2008

"sound chicken makes"


So I was trying to figure out how to 'spell' the sound that a chicken makes, so I plugged "sound chicken makes" into Google which yielded me this result, top of the page:

http://bgok.net/


In case you missed the sound it makes when the page first loads, go ahead and drag that sucker around the page with your mouse - you'll hear it.

Wednesday, September 06, 2006

OK, I was kidding...

About renaming this the chicken blog... god.

Man shoots chicken, wife shoots man

"It looked like `CSI,' " she said, referring to the popular television show. "There were dead chickens lying all over the place."

Man shoots chicken, wife shoots man
By Rebecca Nolan
The Register-Guard
Published: Wednesday, September 6, 2006

CHESHIRE - A woman was charged Tuesday for shooting her husband in the back after he shot her pet chicken, the Lane County Sheriff's Office said.

Mary Kay Gray, 58, was arraigned Tuesday in Lane County Circuit Court on a charge of felony assault. She was being held in the Lane County Jail.

Her husband, Stanley Edward Gray, 43, was recovering from a single gunshot wound to the shoulder. The chicken died at the scene.

Sheriff's Sgt. Clint Riley said the couple had been drinking for much of the day Monday while they did yardwork and other chores around their rented home at 22732 Highway 36 in Cheshire.

They began arguing after Stanley Gray shot the chicken with a .44-caliber handgun, Riley said.

"We don't know if it was an accident or if it was on purpose," Riley said of the chicken's death. "It depends who you ask."

Deputies determined that Mary Gray intentionally shot her husband in the upper back with a .22-caliber rifle around 7:40 p.m., he said. It appeared to be an act of retaliation.

Cheyenne Dickenson's family shares a driveway with the Gray home. She said the Grays moved in about a month ago. They live alone and often appear intoxicated, she said.

Dickenson arrived home Monday night and found police cars clustered at the bottom of the driveway. Deputies escorted her to her front door.

"It looked like `CSI,' " she said, referring to the popular television show. "There were dead chickens lying all over the place."

Dickenson's parents told her they heard the gunfire but thought nothing of it. People often do target practice in the area, she said.

After the shooting, Stanley Gray went to a different neighbor's house for help. The neighbor drove him to the nearby Lane Rural Fire/Rescue station.

Firefighters provided medical treatment until an ambulance arrived to take Gray to Sacred Heart Medical Center in Eugene. He was treated and released from the hospital a few hours later.

The couple's daughter retrieved the remaining animals from the house about midnight, Dickenson said.

Monday, May 09, 2005

More chicken news

Maybe I should call this the chicken blog.

Chicken ticketed for crossing the road near Ridgecrest


Associated Press
Sun, May. 08, 2005

RIDGECREST, Calif. - Linc and Helena Moore may have finally learned the answer to that age-old question: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because the chicken doesn't know jaywalking is illegal.

Kern County Sheriff's Deputy J. Nicholson does know, however. The deputy issued a ticket on March 26 to one of the couple's chickens for impeding traffic on a road in Johannesburg, a rural mining community southeast of Ridgecrest.

The Moores arrived in Superior Court on Friday to plead not guilty to their chicken's alleged transgression. A trial was scheduled for May 16.

Nicholson has declined to discuss the matter, but sheriff's Sgt. Francis Moore said chickens on the roadway have been a problem in the community of 50 residents. Officials didn't believe it could be resolved by simply issuing the couple a warning.

"Sometimes you have to let people talk to the judge," Moore said.

The chicken's owners say they believe they were cited because they were among several people who complained that sheriff's deputies haven't done enough to control off-road vehicle riders who damage roads and create dust and noise in their neighborhood.

Sheriff's officials say that isn't so, adding they are doing what they can to keep off-roaders away from the area's homes.

"The chicken thing has nothing to do with the motorcycle thing," Moore said.

Friday, April 15, 2005

And now for something completely different...
chicken and the rabbit
Looks like Jimmy Carter's swamp rabbit is trying to overtake Clucky, the resuscitated chicken... Hmmmm, turducken anyone?
The original story...

Clucky break: Man resuscitates drowned chicken
The AP version...

Colorado man resuscitates chicken
ASSOCIATED PRESS

April 15, 2005 | COLLBRAN, Colo. (AP) -- First there was Mike the Headless Chicken, a rooster that survived for 18 months after having its head lopped off with an ax.

Now, western Colorado has a new chicken survival story, this one involving a man who claims he saved his fowl by giving it mouth-to-beak resuscitation.

Uegene Safken says one of the chickens in his young flock had gotten into a tub of water in the yard last week and appeared to have died.

Safken said he first swung the chicken by the feet to revive it. When that failed, he continued swinging and blowing into its beak.

"Then one eye opened. I thought it was an involuntary response," Safken said. The chicken's beak opened a little wider, and Safken started yelling at it: "You're too young to die!

"Every time I'd yell at him, he'd chirp," Safken said.

Mike the Headless Chicken survived a beheading in 1945 in Fruita, Colo. Afterward, Mike could go through the motions of pecking for food, and when he tried to crow, a gurgle came out. His owner put feed and water directly into Mike's gullet with an eyedropper.

Scientists examined the chicken and theorized Mike had enough of a brain stem left to live headless. He was a popular attraction until he choked to death on a corn kernel.

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Mike the Headless Chicken
Mike the headless chicken, 1945

The Amazing, true story of this famous fowl dates back to September 10, 1945 when Mike, a young Wyandotte rooster, was about to become the dinner of Fruita, Colorado, farmer Lloyd Olsen.

With a sharp ax in hand, Mr. Olsen firmly held Mike, preparing to make the bird ready for his wife Clara's cooking pot. Mr. Olsen swung the implement, thereby lopping off poor Mike's head. Mike shook off the event, then continued trying to peck for food.

Mike's will to live remains an inspiration. It is a great comfort to know you can live a normal life, even after you have lost your mind.

Thanks, Mike!